I won’t hit you right now boy, don’t you worry.
I will just watch you.
Closely.
Real closely.
Er…. Ooookay? Hm… Good. I mean, alright. Fine.
What cohort are you in, kid? Have you so much as been assigned one yet?
Er, no, I haven’t yet, er, sir. N-not yet.
Someone spare my life-grins- Well then it’s perfect. I’ll be taking charge of you. If you have any things with you, come along, I’ll show you the place for second cohort.
Oh hm, yes okay then… Thanks, erm…
-smirks- The name’s Damon. Come on kiddo, you’re gonna love it there.
I won’t hit you right now boy, don’t you worry.
I will just watch you.
Closely.
Real closely.
Er…. Ooookay? Hm… Good. I mean, alright. Fine.
What cohort are you in, kid? Have you so much as been assigned one yet?
Er, no, I haven’t yet, er, sir. N-not yet.
Someone spare my life
-grins- Well then it’s perfect. I’ll be taking charge of you. If you have any things with you, come along, I’ll show you the place for second cohort.
Pfff, no way, I don’t hulk out! I barely even get angry.
-nods slowly- uh….huh
So I couldn’t be the Hulk even if I wanted to.
-hairflip-
Well… I’ll include you too. Yes, you’re lovely. Fucking lovely.
Even though you tell me to go away.
It was a hairflip from the whole Roman population, though. We’re all sort of perfect in a misunderstood way. Also if that kid keeps complimenting you I’ll have to introduce myself as puberty, saying I’m finally hitting him.
Pfff, I was only joking, baby Leopard, you know that!
Oh, it explains, then. because you have no hair to flip. -laughs- Oh, yes, we’re perfect, they just don’t understand our awesomeness… -narrows eyes- Gods, the boy just arrived here, come on. Are you ~jealous~?
-pouts- Still rude.
I’m not bald though! I just have very tiny tiny short hair. It’d be a micro-hairflip, invisible to the bare eye! -grunts- Why would I be jealous of this kid, Amber, may I ask? I’m just making sure he knows his boundaries, that’s all!
That’s still what I do, sadly. Sorry about that.
-laughs- Yes, you’re not…. Oh, really so? -smirks- Well, if you’re not jealous, what’s the problem, then? Let the kid compliment me? My ego loves it.
-smiles- I know you didn’t mean it.
Pfff, I could very well compliment you myself! Tell your ego I’m bitchfacing it right now.
-frowns- Yeah, sure?
I won’t hit you right now boy, don’t you worry.
I will just watch you.
Closely.
Real closely.
Er…. Ooookay? Hm… Good. I mean, alright. Fine.
What cohort are you in, kid? Have you so much as been assigned one yet?
-hairflip-
Well… I’ll include you too. Yes, you’re lovely. Fucking lovely.
Even though you tell me to go away.
It was a hairflip from the whole Roman population, though. We’re all sort of perfect in a misunderstood way. Also if that kid keeps complimenting you I’ll have to introduce myself as puberty, saying I’m finally hitting him.
Pfff, I was only joking, baby Leopard, you know that!
Oh, it explains, then. because you have no hair to flip. -laughs- Oh, yes, we’re perfect, they just don’t understand our awesomeness… -narrows eyes- Gods, the boy just arrived here, come on. Are you ~jealous~?
-pouts- Still rude.
I’m not bald though! I just have very tiny tiny short hair. It’d be a micro-hairflip, invisible to the bare eye! -grunts- Why would I be jealous of this kid, Amber, may I ask? I’m just making sure he knows his boundaries, that’s all!
That’s still what I do, sadly. Sorry about that.
I won’t hit you right now boy, don’t you worry.
I will just watch you.
Closely.
Real closely.
(Source: istaquidemvisest)
